poopnfarts:

decadesdisappearlikesinkingships:

decadesdisappearlikesinkingships:

nerdsandgamersftw:

epistemologicalfallacy:

catladyinwaiting:

actual german compound nouns:
Staubsauger (vaccuum cleaner, literally “DUST SUCKER”)
Vorhang (curtain, literally “HANGS IN FRONT”)
Wasserkocher (kettle, literally “WATER BOILER”)

this is why german is the best

roll of inches

Schreibtisch (desk, literally “WRITING TABLE”)

Kreislauf (metabolism, literally “CIRCLE RUN”)

Diabetes is “Zuckerkrank” which is SUGAR SICK I can’t

(Source: iraffiruse)


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dietcoketho:

me

(Source: booche)

I like “clingy” people.

I love it when people are affectionate with me. I like when they always invite me places, or text me, or call me. I would rather have that person than someone who makes me text them first all the time and replies back like 10 hours later.

(Source: yeezuschristler)